When I grow up I'll have pizza every day
When I grow up nobody else will have a say
When I grow up I'll have pizza come what may
Dad won't be there to judge me
Mom will not begrudge me
When I grow up I'll have pizza every day

And I will find a wife
And our love will thrive
and flourish day and night,
give me an outlook
And she will wreck my life,
leave me after one big fight
and I'll be fucked 'cause I've
never learned to cook

So you can really believe me when I say
When I grow up I'll have pizza every day

When I grow up I'll watch cartoon shows every dawn
When I'm grown up that will disturb no one
When I grow up I'll watch cartoon shows while I yawn
Dad won't be there to teach me
Mom's calls will not reach me
When I grow up I'll watch cartoon shows every dawn

I'll go to high school and
get a girl pregnant
And that will mean the end
of my sophistication
And I will ask a friend
for a job to pay the rent
I'll have a TV and
no education

So you can really believe me this one
When I grow up I'll watch cartoon shows every dawn

When I grow up I'll stay up late every night
When I grow up there'll be no sleep in sight
When I grow up the need to rest will lose the fight
Dad won't be there to make me
Mom won't read stories to break me
When I grow up I'll stay up late every night

And she will not abort
so when we get divorced
I'll have to fight in court
for our kid
To make the story short
'cause I know you are bored
the winner was the whore
'cause I lost my shit

So I'll cry my eyes dry, no sleep in sight
When I grow up I'll stay up late every night

When I grows up I'll have pizza every day
When I grows up nobody else will have a say
When I grows up I'll have pizza, come what may
Nothing else will thrill me
I hope someone will kill me
When I grow up I'll have pizza every day